lunes, 23 de mayo de 2011

Another American Psycho (Book Review)

From the author of the infamously shocking Audition, and described as reading "like the script notes for American Psycho - The Holiday Abroad", Ryu Murakami's In The Miso Soup is not to be taken lightly. Like Murakami's most famous novel (and the equally gut-wrenching screen adaptation), its power to shock lies not so much in its admittedly stomach-churning scenes of horror, but the now-you-see-it turn of tone and pace that flips the story on its head in the space of a paragraph and changes everything.

ITMS unfolds over three nights in the run-up to New Year's Eve, taking place amongst the seedy nightspots, crowded streets and curious sub-cultures of Tokyo's sex industry. Into the midst of this comes Frank, an overweight, over-earnest American who has come to enjoy the best of Japan's dark side. His guide - and ours - is Kenji, a young man who makes his living showing gaijin (foreigners) around this perplexing maze. Murakami paints this off-the-tourist-map slice of Japan in dark, unsettling and shifting tones, and conveys adeptly the myriad of peculiar customs, conventions and attitudes that keep foreigners largely out of Kabuki-Cho, the city's red-light district.

Frank is no ordinary sex tourist, though - unfortunately for Kenji, who had more run-of-the-mill plans for the turn of the year. Increasingly, it becomes apparent that as dark as Kabuki-Cho gets, Frank only gets darker - and Kenji finds himself pulled ever, inextricably deeper into the nightmare his client creates.

The shock-n'-awe brutality of this novel isn't that unusual, especially in the kind of Japanese literature that has made the leap to film and subsequent, watered-down remake. What makes the violence and visceral chill of ITMS so much more affecting, however, is the part it plays in the story. Unlike in Audition, these scenes are not the fast-paced denouement to the story - heavy, relentless and summative, like a computer-game end boss. Instead they come slap-bang in the middle of the book, and after a scene of an intensity which makes the protagonist lose his lunch on the floor, everything settles back down, and Frank regains his sheeny veneer of affability. Nothing, of course, is quite the same, but this firing and calming of the story's pulse is one that sucks in the reader and makes the terrifying figure of Frank so much more unnerving.

"Unnerving" is only really the start of it. Confusing and complex, you sympathise with and detest Frank in turn - his actions swing from the bizarre to the horrific, and the author manipulates you right into Kenji's shoes, never knowing what face he'll show next. In a genre that's seen many iconic antagonists, Frank is right up there. I'd love to see him interpreted on screen, but I'm not sure any film would quite do justice to the disquieting jumble he represents.

Ryu Murakami's books are hard to recommend, as the customary twist and turn of pace and punch is so graphic and disturbing, it kind of threatens to overshadow everything else that happens. The rest of the story, though is so much more calm, measured and insightful - twisting the lid of this impenetrable aspect of Tokyo and sorting methodically through the tricky issue of Japanese relationships with the rest of the world.

The manga-styled graphics and promises of violent glee that adorn the cover shouldn't obscure the fact that this is an intelligent, perceptive novel, skilfully written and adeptly translated by Ralph McCarthy, who seems to handle the nuances of a Japanese author describing subtle facets of Japanese sub-culture notably well. It helps of course that the narrative entails Kenji explaining such things to a curious Frank, so much of the work is done - but the author's "voice" is nonetheless finely carried across. All this said, though, it's hard to get past the excesses and terrors of Frank's descent into nightmare - and this is meant literally; not everyone will carry on reading past this point.

If you can stomach the extremities of Murakami's imagination, though, this is a richly rewarding novel. It strains at boundaries and takes risks which pay off in an ending of tantalising ambiguity which nicely offsets the hardcore halfway-mark. In The Miso Soup isn't easy, but it is bleakly, blackly, brilliantly good.

A perfect nightmare.

miércoles, 11 de mayo de 2011

The One with the Earthquake

Apparently there was an earthquake in Andalucia today - although the first we knew of it was e-mails from home checking if we still had a house. Well, one e-mail. Thanks for caring. Felt nothing at school today, although one of my kids fell off his chair at about half six ... mind, he's always doing that. One gravitationally-challenged child.

In other less seismically-significant news, Barca did what they'd basically already done, and won La Liga, drawing with Levante to push themselves beyond Real's reach and put Los Merengues out of their misery. Suffice to say, Jose's random-excuse-generator will be churning them out on overtime over the next few days. 10 points for anyone who predicted he'd blame it on Unicef last time. Me neither.

"No sé si es por la publicidad a Unicef ..."

jueves, 5 de mayo de 2011

The One With Sod's Law

In writing this, I realise that half of my meagre total of posts to date have been about the weather, which just makes me painfully, archetypally British in every way, but ho-hum. This past weekend has been party time across the globe – but in Andújar at least, the Royal wedding took a back seat. It’s all about Romería here, in which everybody wears a gitana (gypsy dress – well, the women at least), everywhere plays godawful Flamenco music (although it’s a beheading offence to voice this opinion) and there are interminable queues for everything (which, truth be told, isn’t all that different to usual). To illustrate, here’s a picture of a dog:



The whole thing looks for the most part like an excuse for a massive piss-up, but there’s a religious aspect at its core, and a pilgrimage into the mountains to El Sanctuario, where a statue of the Virgin appears on Sunday for a walkabout and many blessings.

In any case, much like Semana Santa the previous week, it rained. Really rained, rather washing out celebrations. They normally have a preliminary piss-up down by the river before setting off for the mountains, but there wasn’t a soul around this year. Which means they towed all the cars away for nothing – which is nice of the town hall, what with the postage-stamp notice of the closure of the parking area and all.

Back to work this week, and the sun’s back out, naturally. Soaring temperatures, clear skies … and work. Mustn’t grumble and all that.

martes, 26 de abril de 2011

Worst. Stadium. Ever.

Or possibly the best? Compared to the identikit cloned bowls at Leicester, Southampton, Darlington et al, is this so terrible? Well, yes. Still, though - full marks for imagination. The Mmabatho Stadium in South Africa, holding 55,000 and built in 1981 ...

I'm just confused.

Uh-huh.

It took a while to work out how you even get into those great big platforms.

sábado, 23 de abril de 2011

The One With The Rain in Spain


Having lived abroad for four of the last five years, I’ve accepted that there are some undying, unshakeable perceptions of the English. Or the British – I’m often told that England, Scotland et al don’t actually exist, which is rich coming from the Spanish.
Amongst these convictions, I’m assured that my countryspeople drink borderline-dangerous quantities of tea (which we do) and that we love wearing socks and sandals (which we don’t). Most regularly, though, I’m reminded of how wet, grim and generally miserable our weather is. Whenever it has the temerity to rain here (which, actually is quite a lot), I’m treated to “!jaja! It’s just like England isn’t it? Just like an English summer – you must feel at home!”

Me, probably.

The vast majority of Spaniards I’ve met who’ve spent any meaningful time in England tend to open any account of their time with “well, the weather was terrible, and it rained every day, but …” I should be grateful for the but, perhaps. There’s usually a period of grumbling about our food as well, but that’s a different story.
The thing is, they’re not entirely wrong, but … is it that much better here? In supposedly sun-soaked Andalucía, winter lasts from November through to February, which granted is shorter than England, but feels twice as long when you don’t have central heating and it’s frequently colder inside than it is out. While England’s been basking in 20-something degree heat this past Easter week, it’s been a bleak, grey washout here – and this is supposed to be the best part of the year, weather-wise. I’m under no illusions that the heat will come; give it a month or so and we’ll all be sitting around dripping with sweat, scurrying from shadow to shadow in case the sun catches a glimpse of us and slowly, steadily melting into gloopy pools on the floor.
So the morals of the minor moan – the rain in Spain falls mostly wherever I am, and English weather really isn’t all that bad, or peculiar.

viernes, 22 de abril de 2011

Halfway House; Two Clasicos Down ...

In the midst of Holy Week here in Spain, Real are making the most of the intervention, divine or otherwise, that has at least slapped the brakes on Barça’s relentless parade. The guttural, grateful roar that went up at around 11:30 and picked up again in earnest twenty-odd minutes later clashed rather with the solemnity of the processions lining the city streets, but no-one outside Cataluña seemed too put out at the mass exhalation.
If the celebrations that met Real’s extra-time win over Barça in the final of the Copa del Rey on Wednesday night seemed a bit OTT given that Los Merengues are still down 6-2 on aggregate for the season and eight points off their rivals in the league, it was probably relief as much as triumph littering the air. The cup was very much third priority for both sides this year, but after last Saturday’s workmanlike restoration of a degree of pride in the 1-1 draw at the Bernabeu, this victory will have gone some way to alleviating the uncharacteristic inferiority complex that might otherwise have been brewing in Real ranks.
While AS are giving away celebratory hats, Marca triumphal posters and Sergio Ramos is coming up with excuses for dropping the trophy under the wheels of the victory parade bus (apparently, says he, it “jumped at seeing so many madridistas …”), Jose Mourinho is surely more likely to put the game into perspective. As hyped-up as this run of four Clasicos has been, these first two are just the warm-up. What with the points gap and Barça’s unassailable form, Saturday’s La Liga encounter was unlikely to be more than a chance to save the ashen faces of November’s 5-0 mauling – while likewise, the Copa del Rey represents minor bragging rights. The big games come in the forthcoming Champions League semis, and this week’s encounters will have unfolded with more than half an eye on these.
Perhaps Pepe’s form and role will transpire to be the most significant triumph of these two games. There’s nothing especially radical about deploying centre-backs in holding midfield roles – Ledley King was doing it to some effect for club and country before his knees turned evil – but the Portuguese has taken to his task with considerable zeal. As odd as it looked to see Madrid parking the bus, and as apparently damning as Barça’s 72%-28% possession was at stages, the overwhelming majority of those passes were made in a broad arc across the half-way line. Like a nervy swimmer trying to summon up the courage to dip his toes in the water, Barça kept pushing the ball forward and pulling it out again. Time and again, space was found and instantly gobbled up by a well-drilled Real, and the ball kept coming back out to Busquets and Pique to summon up another push.
Of course, there’s more to turning the tide of El Clasico than throwing an extra destructive body into the midfield; countless clubs have tried to deny Barça space and time, and Los Cules have shrugged off such shackles with little evident effort. Over the course of these first two games, we’ve still yet to see the reigning champions get firmly into their stride; Puyol’s injury weakened them at the Bernabeu, Adriano picked up another on Wednesday, while Villa (on the worst run of his career) and Alves have been below-par by their standards. Nonetheless, these opening shots have shown that Real have plenty to offer yet, and lifting the Copa del Rey might, just might, encourage Mourinho to unleash his side’s undoubted attacking potential – something that’d set the stage for a tremendous semi-final.
Osasuna await Barça at the weekend, while Real return to the Mestalla to face Valencia, although these are essentially distractions ahead of next week’s recommencement of hostilities. Barça will settle for no more injuries, while Real will savour their cup victory – for another week at least – even if the trophy itself won’t.

My bad.